Fans of Manchester United have been left befuddled by the news that Harry Kane has signed a new contract that will keep him at the club until 2022.
It had previously been believed that Harry Kane would ‘definitely’ be signing for United and that he was refusing a new contract to try and force the deal, on account of Manchester United being the best team in the world.
Aaron, a Sussex-based junior scaffolder, scornfully lambasted the latest revelation: “It’s certainly a surprising turn in events, my mate Gazza had heard from The Metro that Harry Kane was definitely coming to United – it seems unbelievable that they could have got this wrong.
“Obviously he’ll have made great mates with Phil Jones and Jesse Lingard on England duty so it’s a massive shock to hear he’s now decided he doesn’t want to play for the best team in the world.”
Aaron is now looking to arrange a refund for his latest purchase, a Harry Kane Manchester United kit.
Manchester United sit sixth in the Premier League.
Written by Joe Thomas
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